free as a bird

"I wanna preg free~ I wanna preg free~~"
"I've got to preg free. God knows, God knows I wanna preg free~~~"
-- Kween, <I Want to Preg Free>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE&feature=youtu.be

how high?

sea cucumber

What to do on a Pacific island if you are pregnant?

that's it.

a real-life nucular joke

Context: That dude on suit is the president of ROC (ROC is the nation-state that currently rules the land of Taiwan). He so smart (Harvard Law School, I heard) I hafta share his words with yall.

decolonelization

healthy pig

My grandfather used to raise pigs at home (in Taiwan), and I'd play with them;
My dad used to ship/export Taiwanese pigs to Hong Kong via small boats; it was a difficult business;
Now Taiwan is considering letting factory-farmed, hormone-boosted US pork enter its domestic market.

something doesn't feel right... and I feel bad.

(The sketch is inspired by an independent Taiwanese farmer who still insists on raising healthy pigs. If you live in Taiwan, you can support Green Farmers here: http://www.greenff.com.tw/?m1=goods&gmid=38)